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elephant sneeze,sneezing elephant

Slang term used to describe the act of male ejaculation wherein the male`s penis is unable to reach and/or maintain a full erection,but is nonetheless capable of producing a normal,or near normal,ejaculatory episode.During an episode of "elephant sneeze" most men reported reaching normal/near-normal climax(orgasm) in conjunction with their ejaculation.A benign,transient side effect of normal male aging caused in part by decreased testosterone levels.Frequency of male partial erectile ejaculation seems confined to the mastubatory act with most men being symptom free while engaging in intercourse.-- "Elephant Sneeze" is similar to(but different from) the condition referred to as a

semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.
Example of Elephant Sneeze,Sneezing Elephant in patient`s medical record:Patient presents as normal,healthy 50 yr old white male,moderately obese,appearing alert and in good spirits.SOAP: Subjective:Patient complains of erectile difficulties stating "Doc,my wanger is not getting all the way normal hard.When I pleasure myself it`s the old "ELEPHANT SNEEZE" (sl. ejac. w/partial erection).

"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"
by HosMan61 September 24, 2011
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Elephant-flaps

The haggard condition of ones flaps after child birth.
"after my 7th child was born the Miss's had elephant-flaps"
by Max Guy September 21, 2007
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elephant comment

a comment that is so eloquent and witty that it's awesomeness is as gigantic as an elephant
I was trying to come up with an elephant comment to compliment your appearance, but I drew a blank.
by gesischmesi June 28, 2018
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pick me elephant

hey do you know what a pick me elephant is?
no

oh, it's Joshua Zeppeli
by elana gillbert September 14, 2021
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White Elephant

White Elephant.

The White Elephant is a sex move where the bloke ejacumalates intentionally, or accidentally up into their partner's nose/nostril.

Also referred to as the Creamy Elephant
"oiiiiii naaaaaaaah I didn't even mean to give my girlfriend a White Elephant last night!"
by scrambly eggle May 12, 2018
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Elephant Gamers

A code word for a video gamer usually political on the right who doesn't like anything to do with diversity in video games. Sometimes Gamergate associated or refuses to corporate to equal rights that claims the mainstream gaming media has been pandering to a woke agenda
They don't like hearing the word Elephant Gamers because it's labeling them as Republicans complaining.

And then the Elephant Gamers replied to his or her viewers, Stop pushing this Woke agenda down our video games!
by IcePanda March 6, 2024
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totyir fyoule (flying elephant)

when your boss thinks she is the best and boasts about herself but she actually is the worst
miss nancy is the best HR director their is, she is caring, loving, hardworking and generous, a loving mom and an amazing wife.
miss nancy is none of the above, this is totyir fyoule (flying elephant)
by pseudo_arab June 30, 2021
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