Elephant Riders

A fictional group of civil war soldiers who rode elephants in to battle on the East Coast of the United States, coined by the Clutch song of the same name after they leaned about Siam’s proposal to offer the US elephants to ride in to battle.

“Elephant riders to the North-west, bring news of battle”

by flanbro July 17, 2022

Elephant promises

When you keep promising people that you're gonna do something but in reality you're not sure that you can keep it but you promise it anyway.

Jack keeps saying he'll make it to the party but it just sounds like elephant promises.

by Smithsonian Scratch November 21, 2014

Elephant-cartwheel

The act of bending ones own penis into ones own asshole.

Perv: Man I got so horney that my elephant did a cartwheel.
Friend: what’s an elephant-cartwheel?

by Rkellyspee February 06, 2018

elephant fucking

It's when a man traps his female in a corner and smashes her with his dick until she dies

She had a really bad kink for elephant fucking but she knew that would kill her

by Daddy Jesus December 09, 2016

The Elephant Man

When a man eats another man's ass with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.

Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.

by the philosophizir July 16, 2024

The Elephant Man

When a man eats another man's ass from the front, with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.

Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.

by the philosophizir July 16, 2024

You can’t put a pickle on an elephant

Something impossible/ something really weird

“I think she’s a right weirdo”
“You know what they say ; you can’t put a pickle on an elephant !”

by Geniaurse December 30, 2020