dick

1. the lever
2. the handle
3. the pipe
4. the slim jim
5. the chili dog
6. the start of a mans life
7. the dangler
8. the python
9. the lollipop
10. the pully

The woman grabbed my dick and released the sweet substance.

by instafindafailare February 23, 2011

Cheeto Dick

When you masturbate and eat cheetos and end up with an orange dick.

Chester Cheetah got a scorching case of Cheeto dick during lunch.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Dicknose

Person who wears a mask during a pandemic without covering their nose and looks like a penis hanging over the underwear.

Look at that jackass with a dicknose at the grocery store.

by AHuge August 7, 2020

dickpression

The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.

John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?

James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.

by TheMusicMan000 August 15, 2016

Urban dictionary name

The urban dictionary definitions that should be abolished from this website.
It doesnt matter what name you type in it will always be positive descriptions.
Terry, a fun loving cute guy, tall and always knows how to make you smile.
When actually terry is a serial killer that likes to suck his own dick and hates animals.

"What a load of shit! I looked up that asshole cody in urban dictionary and that dumbass website says he is a kind and caring guy that always looks out for his friends, thanks urban dictionary name"

by Cletimus January 28, 2017

drunk dick

drunk dick.

when you've had way to much to drink and you're too drunk to fuck.

no boner

check out that drunk dick loser over there trying to suck his own limp dick. omg what the hell did he just puke!

by RepOmaN April 15, 2013

big dick energy

confidence without cockiness. it is never misplaced and it cannot be simulated. it is the sexual equivalent of writing a check for $10k knowing you got it in the bank account.

pete davidson is 6’3 with dark circles, exudes big dick energy , looks evil but apparently is an angel, and loves his girl publicly.

by neptuneestate June 26, 2018