Spam Dagger

When you send Pam to the shops for some fags, bog roll and spam. When you get it you make a spam dagger and force feed it to the cat until it shits on your mums bed

"The cats shat the spam dagger all over mums bed.. Lets blame Andy"

by Bryoan April 19, 2012

dagger

1)when a large problem is covering your life
2) when you are shocked or hurt by something someone has said.

Wow, my cat died, thats a dagger.

lisa: "you suck at life"
Bob(offended) "dagger!"

by megzoggie February 14, 2006

danger noodle

Matthew Maldonado. The most cautionary pasta ever. When he gets roasted he becomes spaghetti.

"Danger Noodle! You are the worst!"

by majestic sea flap flap January 17, 2016

Danger Piss

When urinating in a urinal that is flushing , so as you piss it nearly overflows on you.

I was having a danger piss , and it now I have piss on my shoes.

by RDN7 June 14, 2011

Danger Kitten

The act of being devilishly catty, while keeping your sexual appeal high to the male poplutation of the world.

Sway was acting Danger Kittenish this evening towards Bazzy and iBat.

by idangerkitten September 7, 2005

dargrak

Synomous with "super-humanly endowed male", or "ultra-pimp".

Due to the fact that that man has several dozen female partners, he must be a dargrak.

by Dargrak November 17, 2003

danger bottle

A container (often a Nalgene) into which cold and tired conservation crew members pee to avoid leaving their tents at night. Danger bags can also be used but are far more dangerous and embarrassing.

"Bad news, guys. The danger bottle wrecked my sleeping bag last night. Sorry if I smell like piss -- you're going to have to deal with it for the next seven days."

In the event of a nocturnal pee emergency, a danger bottle is highly preferable to your helmet.

by dontspillthedangerbottle2 January 23, 2011