A sticky situation; a royal mess, a snafu, where you're between a rock and a hard place, in a pickle, up shit creek without a paddle. Specifically, a place or situation that is associated with hesitant, uncertain behaviour.

Also spelled "kankedort" and "kankerdort".

From "canke(re)d" (meaning "crabbed", from the astrological belief that the Sun stops or turns back in its course when it's in the constellation of Cancer the crab) + "ort" (from the Middle Dutch "oord/oort", "place, country, region")
(Spargo, John. “Chaucer's Kankedort (Troilus and Criseyde II, 1752).” Modern Language Notes, vol. 64, no. 4, 1949, pp. 264–266)

But now to yow, ye lovers that ben here,
Was Troilus nought in a cankedort?
(Tell me, lovers who've been there:
Troilus was up shit creek, wasn't he?)
- Geoffrey Chaucer, "Troilus and Criseyde"

"I just got a text that she missed her last period. What do I say?"
"Shit, man! You're in a cankedort."
"What? "
"It means you're in trouble."
"Oh, gee, thanks a lot, Captain Obvious!"

cankedort by Seadog Driftwood September 20, 2017

Get merch

Clank Stairs

stairs that make a serious clank when you step on them. I mean a serious clank

"jesus these clank stairs"

Clank Stairs by Astupidwhiteboy September 28, 2017

Get merch

Chankiller

A Chankiller is a very intelligent but very, very rare species. Not many have been found in the wild. They have the ability to speak the language of which where they are found. A Chankiller is known to be loyal and be peaceful towards humans, but if you show any signs of aggression, or be rude to it, it will act back.

A wild Chankiller has been spotted.

Chankiller by Chankiller September 3, 2018

Get merch

Chanking the puppy

Masturbation

I was up all night chanking the puppy. I was exhausted and dehydrated by morning.

Chanking the puppy by Jimmy Cocaine July 15, 2019

Get merch