crack an egg

The action of slapping someones head that is shaped like an egg

Alvin: wassup

Jack: Dont make me crack an egg
Alvin: Thats rude...

by krak1 November 18, 2022

Crack nigger

Heat black person who hallucinates and his lips are constantly moving due to his brain being overloaded from crack

There's that damn Friday crack Nigger

by You hate that I love it August 12, 2016

Tobacco crack

When you are having sex in the doggy position and look down on a womans arse crack only to see copious amounts of arse hair. Thus resembling half a pound of roll your own tobacco wedged between her cheeks.

I shagged this pig last night but she had a Tobacco Crack.

by afcb stu October 11, 2006

Crack-a-tute

When you mix crack and a whore *aka prostitute you get a Crack-a-tute.

"Man Cindy is such a crack-a-tute, her nose is always dusted and she always shows the guys a good time"

by Slystone December 6, 2004

crack sandwich

a delicious treat for crackheads. much like a traditional sandwich, usu. made with white bread, peanut butter, and crack although any combination of sandwich ingredients and crack will suffice.

I caught my stupid friend josh eating a crack sandwich, man he was wired after that.

by crackersandwich June 9, 2009

That Shit is Crack

instead of saying something is good, or swell

" I smoked some crazy pot, that shit is crack !"

by Tom Stein February 19, 2009

crack enthusiast

Politically correct term for a crackhead.

One who appreciates crack but is generally does so in a dignified manner by refraining from prostituting oneself or stealing from ones family to pay for crack.

One who is particular about his or her crack demanding only the finest shit.

Kim: "Tyrone you a crackhead'

Tyrone: "Kim we prefer the term crack enthusiast"

Example 2

This will simply not do, this is made with generic baking soda and is not fit for a crack enthusiast such as me.

by dos cracquis May 26, 2010