Covid Dick

When you catch covid off your partner via coitus

“Just my luck to get the Ol Covid Dick off my wife”

by Dj KoniX April 13, 2022

Covid-D

When banner keeps saying he has had Covid and hasn’t

I’ve had Covid between March and may, the twat. Claims to have Covid-d

by DUBYAC October 27, 2020

Covid Hoarder

Someone who hoards PPE (Personal Protective Equipment in excessive manners.

Dude that asshole stole my only mask! What a Covid hoarder!

by ColoradoGuy375 June 10, 2020

Covid Clean

absolutely clean, disinfected, organized. Nothing left to clean.

My house is covid clean, and no one will ever see it!

by Enterich April 22, 2020

Covidity

Noun. Stupidity associated with COVID-19.

Not wearing a mask is covidity!

by ShariSaxLady July 5, 2020

Over-Covid

The incessant, overbearing., Browbeating conducted by the cable news media regarding the lethality of Covid-19, including it's insistance that it is the worst pathogen mankind has ever seen, and the resultant cessation of all things important for human sanity meant to stem it's transmission.

"This man did not die from respiratory failure, he died from Over-Covid."

by Tbonerstalloner December 13, 2020

Covert covid

Any black ops mission to eliminate the enemy coronavirus. Trained environmental service workers using hand to hand hygiene combat, high touch surface assaults, air to ground disinfectant missiles, and sanitizing drone strikes.

Our supervisor led us on a covert covid mission in 2020. We single handedly ripped the crown off that virus

by Unfiltered Coffey April 11, 2020