covid queen

Someone who spreads Coronavirus without any regard for anyone else.

Donald Trump is holding mass rallies without masks in hotspots. He's such a Covid Queen.

by Gjg11LV October 13, 2020

covid 23 skidoo

the most dangerous type of covid...the one that will put you under.

yeah Jim was a real card..he had he died from covid 23 skidoo engraved on his headstone.

by pussy bee November 8, 2020

Covid

wear a mask dummys

covid 19 is a mainly respiratory disease

yes thats why i wear a mask

by hihellohihihello May 20, 2021

covid-19

A flase flag created in conjunction between global militaries and governments as a form of global mass sterilization.

Make sure to avoid touching your face you might catch covid-19......

by ricksanchezc137 July 12, 2020

covid mask itch

That annoying tickle on your face causing you to itch because of a piece of fuzz stuck on the inside of your covid mask. We wouldn't have to wear a mask if the chinese government would have spoke up right away and advised the world of the covid 19 virus.

Thanks a lot you selfish bastards in the CCP for fucking up the world and giving me covid mask itch.

by jimmybomm August 9, 2020

Covid

a mean name that the kids on 2030 will be calling the nerds.

f*ck off, Covid bish!

by it'smeyourcousin April 27, 2020

Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19

WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.

Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.

by MathPlus December 14, 2020