should've used a condom

This is a new thing people say when someone does something so incredibly stupid and disappointing to the point where the are feeling to go back im time and stop themselves from seeing that disappointment.

(Or it defines someone's child being a hoe/slut/pornstar/onlyfans creator and actually being proud of that)

Some examples of should've used a condom are:
Example 1: someone who enjoys watching skibidi toilet.
Example 2: someone who does something cringe on the internet or irl
Example 3: someone who spreads their nudes online for people to see

by King (from seven deadly sins) November 19, 2023

vape condom

Cupping your palm over a vape tip to hit it so you wont catch STDs

Degen 1: no way you hit some random’s vape just like that bro
Degen 2: wym, I used my vape condom

by queefsmellLover December 21, 2023

kfc condom

When you take chicken skin and wrap it around duck as a makeshift condom and have rough anal sex

I fucked a kfc cashier with the kfc condom

by Enzobenzomenzo December 22, 2023

Condom Cowl

A cowl that makes Red Robin's head look like he's wearing a condom.

"His suit has a Condom Cowl!"

by TimDunk January 7, 2024

Condom breaker

A really bratty child who is so awful they could not have been voluntarily conceived

The condom breakers stole our wood

*witnesses bratty behaviour in public * Woah that’s a condom breaker

by Steeeeve2 February 5, 2024

2 Boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper

A badass song by Utah metalcore band Servants of the sentience and it is about living in an apartment and jacking off

Fuck yeah 2 boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper is badass

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Condom

Balloon but protection

Shit my condom lemme go get it real quick then we'll make sex with no mistakes~

by uhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuuuuhuhuhuhuhuh December 2, 2023