Clogan

1. A person who uses Joe Rogan references so often that it becomes his/her entire personality --a clone of Joe Rogan.

2. A person who constantly plagiarizes Joe Rogan.

Jamie Kilstein mentions Brazilian Jiu Jitsu in EVERY conversation! What a clogan!

That clogan, Ian Crossland, mentioned stoned ape theory again as if he stumbled upon it himself and didn't hear it from Joe Rogan.

by OhWolfyAintYoutheOne August 27, 2022

closerd

for something to be more closed than it was previously

😀 that emojis eyes are closerd than this emojis eyes 😃

by yvkii August 30, 2022

close adult superfission

What is recommended for children using a toy atomic-reactor kit.

Now dat scientific-experiment kits using radioactive materials are banned from being manufactured or sold, there's no longer any need for close adult superfission.

by QuacksO September 13, 2022

Clogged Motorboat

The act of motorboating breasts while having a runny nose, coating the breasts with snot.

Yo, he did a clogged Motorboat on me. Now i have to take a shower.

by Brrrr September 30, 2022

Clog

The misspelled version of vlog, clog is a superior spelling of the word to show one’s literary knowledge yet is commonly mocked as being a misspelling.

“Welcome to my tasting clog, today we’ll be tasting and grading Walmart popsicles”

Person A- “Clog isn’t a word you can’t use it in scrabble”
Person B- “You have just revealed you’re own literary incompetence Person A”

by DrunkSnail September 30, 2022

cloisterfuck

A set of things gone wrong that somehow involves the church.

Johan didn't get that bishopship because of all that backstabbing. What a cloisterfuck.

by Vatu November 19, 2022

Clogging

Smt that happens when you fuck up somewhere and don't even know why.

Bro this shit is clogging just like my brain.

by willywillycow December 7, 2022