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chooking

To grab one's "stuff," or crotchal region.
i.e. adjusting one's genitals and/or penis and/or undergarments
James, quit chooking it in front of the girls. It's really distasteful.
by Michael Pelech September 3, 2009
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Choke

To Choke, to have Choked or Choking is to lose one's composure and fail to perform effectively in a critical situation.

In the world of Rugby Union this term is commonly used during the Rugby World Cup in reference to the New Zealand Rugby team or "All Blacks".
Choke 1 - 1991: Semi-final, Dublin, L 16-6
Aged team done in cold blood by Australia. David Campese's finest moment, with Tim Horan not far behind.

Choke 2 - 1995: Final, Johannesburg, L 15-12
Looked superb going into the final but failed to fire against a Nelson Mandela-inspired South Africa. Then tried to blame a hotel waitress for poisoning them.

Choke 3 - 1999: Semi-final, London, L 43-31
Relied too heavily on Jonah Lomu to build a lead and were then blitzed by an inspired France in an epic at Twickenham.

Choke 4 - 2003: Semi-final, Sydney, L 22-10
Stroppy and unapproachable for most of the tournament, New Zealand went into their shells and played like drains against Australia.

Choke 5 - 2007: Quarter-final, Cardiff, L 20-18
Froze against a clever but hardly vintage French side. Big names failed to deliver, little leadership and tactically inept.
by Dr J0nes July 20, 2008
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chocky jockey

Chocky, which comes from the word chock, to strike.

Jockey, which comes from the ancient Hebrew priests who played Hymns backwards to scare upstanding citizens.
I believe my worthy opponents are idiots and therfore we shall chocky jockeys until the sun goes down.
by Jubilee August 23, 2004
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Knob Chocker

Someone who is (Or would probably like to be) full of cock.

Generally used as an insult.

See: Tom Churchman
by Benser January 28, 2007
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bowl chocker

John, my bowl chocker clogged up the toilet and now its over flowing.
by joasfrank August 2, 2007
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chooki

Chooki is the strongest in adelaide. He is shinux's boyfriend. Guy with a big unit
i am chooki and im a unit.
chooki can get his gang to get you all, even if you have knifes.
by Anonymous April 16, 2003
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chookey

The bit of pudge that alot of people (mostly girls) have right on the front of their stomach that makes them feel rather self conscious.
Ugh. I would so wear this bikini, but I've got all this..chookey. Gross,
by r4gdoll January 22, 2007
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