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Carter Ebert

Carter is a man that gives big dick vibes but has an extremely small penis. This is to hide the fact that he is gay, currently he is in the denial stage of being gay but the people around him know he is. This is mainly because he participates in the gay, I mean cross country. He tends to masturbate by just looking at a wall and with no content however in his head he is usually thinking about his male friends. Carter is a nice guy but on the low he wants to do some nasty things to his close male friends. And never forget a carter always reads a book from the 1930s to run from his problems.
"Damn that man reminds me of Carter Ebert." said Lawrence
"Yo did you see him smacking that dudes ass, he gives me Carter Ebert vibes." said Jaitan
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carter allen

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matt carter

Perfectly flawed, red headed temper, self sacrificing, oreo, loved beyond measure by someone so imperfect
That's matt carter hes a keeper
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Kaleb Carter

When someone is "Kaleb Carter"
They're very cool, sweet, and hilarious

(And also batman)
Student #1: "gosh this class is boring, I wish Kaleb Carter was here..."

*Kaleb Carter bursts through the window cuz he's cool like that"

(All the students) "WOAH, ITS KALEB CARTER!!!"
by Nina.Beanz August 13, 2023
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Carter

To slap someone with a 30 inch black dildo so many times that it knocks them out cold.
Harry is so annoying I just want to carter him.
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Isaac Carter

Very attractive man, he is very talented and handsome.
Ryan: WOW! Isaac Carter is looking very sexy today!

Everyone: Yes
by Broski doski January 17, 2022
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Carter

A backstabbing bitch. He makes you feel uncomfortable. Carter's always try to impress for attention. Carter's never pay attention to you only their games. When they are blamed for something they blame it on their parents or siblings. Never date a carter
Carter's ex: ugh it's him
Carter's gf: what did he do?
Carter's ex: when I broke up with him he said he stabbed himself but then I met him up again and he said his brother and mom said that
Carter's gf:...
Carter's ex: just wait it'll happen.
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