corn cock

Self explains itself. A pleasure trove for a lucky woman. Usually but not manditory 7 or more inches. When inserted correctly the recipient enters a state of bliss with this unique penis. A yellow corn cock is not recommended see drip dick.

He bent me over the fireplace and fucked me so hard with his corn cock I thought i would popcorn!!

by Owner of One June 7, 2008

Corn Dog

When a girl spits on your dick (the outer layer of the Corn Dog).

PERSON 1 - Dude, Jessica just gave me the best corn dog in the world!
PERSON 2 - Yeah man I know, BJ's and Corn Dogs are her specials!

by Phuck with a PH January 28, 2009

Corn Job

Employment in a corn-related vocation.

After his brief stint as a fluffer, Stu took up a corn job.

by CarltonEsq July 22, 2011

corn cob

corn cobb (v.) to finger a girl's sausage coozie as well as her throat at the same time, sticking something into both ends as one would with corn holders into a cob of corn

"to corn cob a bitch" or "i gave her the ole corn cob"

by tpain2 April 16, 2010

Corn Dogging

The act of taking a poo, and putting it in a plastic bag. Then placing it in the freezer, until rock hard.

Once complete, then remove from the bag, and have sex with it.

I corn dogged my girlfriend yesterday...

I've never been corn dogging before...

you should try it.

by Spookz August 20, 2008

Corn In Your Shit Beef Tits

Usually described after eating a large meal on St. Patricks which consist of a mass amount of corned beef and corn. After eating this meal you, and or others, shit on a females large breasts. See Turkey Tits

"After a large St. Patties dinner, Brian and Nick tag-teamed Elvira in the upstairs bathroom and had a huge corn in your shit beef tits" fest. Followed by Marc laying down a huge gurn to Elvira.

by Real World Clinton December 7, 2006

corn cobbing

a slangy outdated way of saying "anal sex"

we were corn cobbing all night, until his ftaher caught us and chased me out with a shotgun.

by minghi April 26, 2003