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A sexual term to be used when one is having intercourse with a bald woman, and before jizzing in her, he takes out his dick, jizzes in his hand and rubs it on her bald head, thus giving her head a certain shine like Mr. Clean's.
Guy 1: "Hey how was your trip to the hospital yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Oh man I totally did the Mr. Clean with this cancer patient"
Mr. Clean by G-Mizzle November 13, 2006
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Batting Clean-up 

The fourth position in line for a train.
"Hey I'm batting clean-up. I hope no one else goes anal before it's my turn."

dog-clean 

The deceptive state of dishes that appear to be clean but in fact have only been "rinsed" by the licking action of a dishwasher-door-surfing member of the canine family.
Honey, did you run the dishwasher or are they just dog-clean?
dog-clean by Richard November 23, 2004

Californium Clean out 

When you give someone a enema using gasoline, then continue to light it on fire
Things got crazy last night, I even gave her a Californium Clean out
Californium Clean out by The_Gutter September 14, 2018

squeaky clean 

A sexual act; performing oral sex on a male partner after they have ejaculated through penetrative sex. Usually meant as a polite gesture to clean off ones vaginal or anal juices.
After we finished fucking my girl got down and gave me a squeaky clean
squeaky clean by Jeremy K May 17, 2006

dem hoes clean 

Meaning that those hoes are tight. Out of all the hoes, they are the best ones. Pleasing to the eyes and get a lot of attention.
Man, dem hoes clean! I would bone those hoes over the ones at our school!
dem hoes clean by Cwaz644 September 9, 2015

A clean slide 

The act of taking a shit wiping your ass and seeing the paper it totally clean. also see naked monkey
wow I took a dump the paper was clean...A clean slide
A clean slide by The Cire July 29, 2009