Box Fucker

Someone likes to engage in intercourse with a box. Usually performed on a cardboard box with a hole cut out to fit the male genitalia, a Box Fucker is quite a nice person to meet.
“You know Peter’s a Box Fucker.”
by ThatPersonYouMeetAtABar October 15, 2018
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mow the box

dude, you've been on three dates with that girl now, did you "mow the box" yet?
by D Dubs June 28, 2006
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Box On Wheels

Contrary to Generation Y beliefs, The original Box On Wheels was a Volkswagen Type II Transporter a.k.a VW Bus or VW Microbus. Produced in 1949/50 - 1967 (as the split windshield version) It is an icon of Americana. One of the slowest production vehicles of the 20th century, slow has never been nor will ever be so cool.
"Box On Wheels" was a popular Southern California VW Bus Club, based out of the San Gabriel area.
Box On Wheels was a reference to a bread box, which the VW looked very similar to.

The transporter was nothing more than a box on wheels.

The Box on Wheels Club will be sponcering todays car show.

by bluheadted May 26, 2006
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ball boxing

A competitive sport in which you bend over, cupping one hand over your balls and then attempt to punch your opponent's balls till they submit. Typically there are no real rules and is usually the result of long night of drinking.
Husband - "I'm not sure if we will ever be able to have kids. When I was in college I was a professional ball boxer and now my sperm are punch drunk."

Wife - "What is ball boxing?"

Husband - "It's really not a clever name. We would get drunk, cup our balls and proceed to punch each other till someone gave up. Did I mention we were drunk?"

Wife - "Why in god's name did I ever marry you?"
by GroovySan January 01, 2008
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Thot box

A person who is capable of keeping their inner thot contained
"yea, she's a thot box and you'd never know it"
by THOTBOXBABY January 19, 2020
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Shit-Box (X-Box)

Another name for the X-Box gaming console.I'ts name derives from the fat load its carrying,for such low-quality gameplay,and graphics.In other words,I'ts a piece if black shit,with a green X on the top.
"Wow,are you ACTUALLY playing that load of shit console,called the "Shit-Box" gaming system?"
by Filmore May 28, 2003
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dick in a box

Popularized in the 2006 SNL short starring Justin Timberlake, this notorious yet considerate gift arrangement is perfect for any occasion, i.e. Christmas, Hannakah, or Kwanzaa. Follow these steps for the perfect gift.
Step 1. Cut a hole in a box.
Step 2. Put your junk the box.
Step 3. Let her open the box.
John: Yo I gave my wife the best gift last night.
Bob: What was it? a diamond ring? a fancy car? a house in the hills?
John: Those dont express how I feel. I gave her my dick in a box.
by B Lane December 24, 2006
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