Ballsandwich

Ballsandwich is a term that means, when taken superficially, any and every situation in which there are any variety of balls pressed up against two or more other objects, but to take the word in this light would be a misnomer. Ballsandwich is a transcendental idea that represents everything distasteful in the mind of a college male. As such, ballsandwich is not divided up into discrete units, but instead exists as a continuum, like soup. A person can have some ballsandwich, but when referring to the plurl of ballsandwich (ballsandwii), one must be discussing more than one CLASS of ballsandwich. For example, someone can want ballsandwich, but if they want two or more distinct kinds of ballsandwich, the person is correct in asking for ballsandwii.

Ryan: Adam, I'm feeling very hungry, wanna go get some lunch?
Adam: Ryan, you're such a tool and I hate you. Go eat some ballsandwich.
Ryan: Adam, I really don't like you, and one of these days I'm going to kill you.
Adam: On second thought Ryan, you should eat ballsandwii, and throw yourself off a cliff.
Ryan: Thanks Adam, I'm so glad I'm rooming with you.

by 113 Hunter Hall February 26, 2008

frosts my balls

An expression used to indicate annoyance at something or someone.

Every time I hear a politician pontificate about the Earned Income Credit or tax rebates for people who didn't pay taxes it frosts my balls.

by harry flashman July 23, 2003

balls to the wind

Making a maximal effort. Used in conflict situations. Variation of balls out.

He charged, balls to the wind, crashing through the door.

by kelly crawford July 14, 2004

Half my ass and both my balls

Used in stating you would wager a large amount on a subject.

I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.

by Mathias Gruber May 9, 2008

balls in yo jaws

word meaning literally, testicles in your mouth

I beat my meat when i walk down the street,
i said I beat my meat when i walk down the street,
balls in yo jaws

by andrew and karnell May 14, 2008

Getting Your Balls Wet

A descriptive term for having intercourse with a lady; supposedly because of bodily fluids.

"Are you getting your balls wet tonight?"

"He bare got his balls wet in your bird last week"

by ConcreteHorizon August 30, 2006

Ballseye

A perfectly placed throw or strike to the testicles.

Richard wound up and threw the rubber duck, impacting Scott squarely in the testicles - ballseye!

by sjg22 October 26, 2018