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Newport beach

A place where there is a lot of wealth and the people can be snobby. Outsiders tend to get pissed at them because they work their ass off and it pays off. Ignorant people...
"hey i live in Newport beach"
(other guy whispers to friend) " rich bastard"
by An Asian Grom named Terrell February 5, 2013
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Buzzard Beach Syndrome

A common disease acquired by individuals that frequent the bar "Buzzard Beach", located in Westport (KCMO).

It's symptoms include:

--Thinking one is "tough" or "street" because they frequent the bar.

--Dying one's hair black and teasing it to great heights and then applying obscene amounts of eyeliner.

--Carrying around brass knuckles on one's keychain as to let the world know "not to fuck with you".

--Delusional thinking that involves superiority to the rest of the human race based on location of consumption of alcohol.

--The aquisition of mulitudes of extremely trendy tattoos and piercings.

--Passive agressively writing insults to other people that one considers "posers" (and who are most likely friends of the writer) on the walls of bar bathrooms. Usually, insults involve the words "poser, bitch, whore, cunt, cuntface, fucker, dirty, vag face" ect.

--Being too trendy for your own good. I.E: looking like one has walked right out of a Hot Topic ad.

--Wanting to fight EVERYTHING and EVERYONE, and always pussying out before the first blow is thrown.
"That girl you fucked last night has Buzzard Beach Syndrome and wrote that you were a bad lay on the bathroom wall in black sharpie last night."
by blackwidowkc December 15, 2008
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where you get this dank smizz.

Long Beach Island

I love that place, fuck a tourists there.
by mlpkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq December 25, 2008
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beachiness

Particles from the beach, that remain on your skin, even after leaving the beach.
When Katie and Jen left the beach, they had beachiness all up in there vagina.
by Matt June 11, 2004
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Beachohol

Alcohol with the express purpose of being consumed at a beach.

The quality of beachohol is not based on price or reviews but on who will be consuming it with you and the size of the body of water the beach is associated with.

Cheap tequila with attractive, rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniacs who own liquor stores at the ocean is better than Dom Perignon with losers at a pond.
It's another perfect day. Got my beachohol, suntan lotion and blanket. Time to get drunk! Does doing this 5 days in a row make me a beachoholic?
by Phlaasche March 6, 2011
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beach boy

yo tht kid is a beach boy
by 2ofly June 15, 2018
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South Beached

What happens to the fat ugly girl who goes to South Beach with her circle of otherwise thin and attractive friends. As the evening progresses, the cute girls all hook-up and leave their fugly friend stranded on the beach like a washed-up whale.
Did you hear what happened to Porky Patty? She went to South Beach last night with the rest of the girls and ended up South Beached.
by poppilopo June 11, 2009
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