crossbones real

One of the nicest people on the planet. He’s a very supportive and amazing friend. He’s funny, relatable, and just a good person in general. He respects all your opinions and is just an amazing person.

Crossbones real is the most supportive person on the planet!

by EveFNBR February 9, 2021

real-shape

To take its proper shape, used when referring to the anatomical length and trajectory of a woman's vagina. Traditionally in homo sapiens the sexual stimulation of a female will result in the lengthening and expansion of the vaginal vault to allow for an erect pens to enter.

"Trev, what happened with you and jess last night? She looked to be in a right state this morning.."
"Ahhh yes I tried giving the D without properly warming her up if you catch my drift, bruised her cervix bad. Should of real-shaped her first with a bit of oral like!"

by motherbitchesralphsrinandben April 4, 2015

Real Merkin

A hyper-patriotic conservative who is convinced his beliefs and values are the only genuinely American ones and everyone else is a traitor. Loves America but hates most Americans. Lives in an echo chamber composed entirely of Fox, Limbaugh, Breitbart and various other right-wing sources of (mis)information.

"Real Merkins know that Obama was grown in a cloning tank in Kenya from the combined DNA of Stalin, Marx, Hitler, Mao and Lenin."

by Dalekmaster October 19, 2013

The Real Hero

White people call these people "cops" but black people normally see them as the person who killed or jailed their dad.
Now that is epic

Hey that hero fucking killed my dad
That officer is the real hero

by ObamaYoMamaNumber2 May 22, 2019

real pain

how you feel after falling UP the stairs (a mixture of loss of pride and a panic attack)

you haven't felt real pain until you know what falling up the stairs feels like .

by thrasher247 February 5, 2018

real original

Sarcasm. When a person says or does something unoriginal.

When someone starts fake poppin' and lockin' on the dancefloor cause they can't really dance, "Look at this guy, REAL ORIGINAL."

When a person makes ANYTHING they found on pinterest and shows it to you, "Oh look at that, reeeaaalll original babe."

by BrownBearCreamBear March 5, 2016

REAL pheonix

A bird that some one lit on fire and when it dies they put the egg of the bird into the ashes so it is literately born again from the ashes.

look! it's a REAL pheonix

by r bginvefigrvefovgefocwdfebncw November 3, 2020