Pleasure Boatin

Pleasure boatin' is the act of sitting on one's boat; except, instead of physically traveling anywhere on the boat, the boat is free to float aimlessly around its present body of water. Although nicer boats are always preferred for this activity, pleasure boatin' can take place on anything from a raft or inner tube to a yacht. Pleasure boatin' is also strongly associated with the activities of day drinking (especially whiskey and beer) and is a popular hobby of Midwesterns living on the Great Lakes.

Visitor: "Why isn't that boat going anywhere? Those people have been sitting on it drinking ALL DAY."
Knowledgeable Midwesterner: "Oh, they're just Pleasure Boatin'."

by rainbowsrus April 24, 2011

Booty Boat

The act of sticking your face between someone's butt cheeks and making the motorboat sound. Just like Motor Boating, only on the opposite side of the body.

Damn, that chick has one fine ass, I'd booty boat that right here and now!

by MrPhotography October 28, 2013

beef boat

When you shit in a girl's vag while wearing a sailors hat whilst butt naked

Joe:Did you hook up with that girl last night?
Alex:Yeah I definitely pulled out the sailor hat and beef boat'ed her

by AlextherealOG69 May 30, 2016

Speed-Boating

When you motor boat two girls tits at the same time at high speed.

"Dude, I was totally Speed-Boating Jess and Steph at that party last night."

by PsychoFazza March 1, 2017

Mississippi River Boating

When your masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

I think Todd is in the bathroom Mississippi River Boating again.

by USMC110869 February 24, 2010

luisiana Steam Boat

Luisiana Steam Boat is when your fucking a girl in wheel barrel then you both role into 69. After you do that you cum in here mouth and let her gargle it.

Guy 1: Did you smash.
Guy 2: I did more then smashed.
Guy 1: Then what did you do.
Guy 2: I Luisiana Steam Boated her

Guy 1: Thats fucking cherry

by xX420Whilein69Xx January 26, 2016

Rowing the boat

Slang term for female masturbation. Male equivalent is beat your meat.

Melissa: Cathy, what the fuck are you doing here?
Cathy: Uh, I was just uh...uh... rowing the boat, if you know what I mean...
Melissa: Gross!

by E hates Q February 14, 2021