Blow Indoors

The act of male ejaculation while the penis is penetrating the female's vagina

Synonym - cream pie

Bill: "Joey what did you do last night?"

Joey: "I hope Jennifer is not pregnant after we had sex last night."

Bill: "Why, did you blow indoors or something"?

by rouchos January 27, 2011

Mud Blowing

The act of spitting the poo that your partner unexpectedly deposited in your mouth during a rim job (analingus) back in his mouth. Some people may like this, but, in general, it is thought to be an act used to get back at a guy for pooing in your mouth without warning.

Allison: Mid-rim job, he pooped in my mouth without any warning, so I decided mud blowing was the best way to get the punk back.

Katherine: He shouldn't have at that second Fiber One bar...

by AnnieJames January 25, 2011

blowing dirty

When you fail or know you would fail a breathalyzer test.

"Jimmy got pulled over last night, he blew dirty."
"I woke up this morning still blowing dirty."

by Jooselite May 24, 2017

blow maintenance

Oral sex duties performed to keep a partner happy.

Sorry I was late for work this morning, I got involved in some blow maintenance with Jimmy.

Chris has a very high minimum daily requirement of blow maintenance.

by Creed Cur February 03, 2012

Blow a hootie

Get (getting) pissed off, or about to get pissed off

"I'm about to blow a hootie!" or "Don't blow a hootie!"

by Ned Rutledge July 18, 2013

Blows Pace

to walk around an office at an extreme pace to ensure that everybody thinks you are very busy, even though you really aren't. The key is not to stop at any time - almost pin-ball like.

Gee, that dude was 100% at Blows Pace, I had no idea he was so busy.

by Jimmy Matthews August 10, 2005

blowing a cat

To sexually insert your penis into a cat in hopes to produce catgirls, but instead to die of a cat std.

*On a grave* Here lies Ajit Pai, he thought blowing a cat for some catgirls was a good idea and died of chlamydia.

by swagmeansecretlywearegay August 28, 2019