best friends day 

May 6th, national best friends day.

National best friends day is today!

best friends day by david164 May 6, 2020

Bessie the cow

Bessie the cow was one of the biggest cows and animals to ever walk the earth. She was bigger than most mountains. She was so big that all of the dairy products today come from Bessie herself.

Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.

Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.

Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.

Child: Mom, where does milk come from?

Mom: From Bessie the Cow of course!

Bessie the cow by SqueakyPig17 May 10, 2020

Girl Best Friend 

A girl best friend is the best thing that’s going to ever happen to you. She’s always going to make you smile, she’s always going to make you happy, she’s always going to make you laugh, and she’s always going to make your day. You can be yourself around her. You would know her family and be comfortable around them. She’s the person you would stay on FaceTime with all night, you would ask her that if she’s tired and that it’s OK if she wants to go but she would just deny it and act like she’s not tired at all just to stay on the call with you. She’s the person you would trust anything with. She will be there for you no matter what. She’s the last person you’ll talk to before going to bed and the first when you get out of bed. She is something that you don’t ever want to lose. She’s trustworthy and honest. She’ll give you the warmest hugs. She’ll cuddle you in the cutest ways. She’ll love you like no one has ever done before. She may have a crush on you one time or another. You may have a small crush on her one time or another. This is completely normal. Hug her, compliment her, protect her, make her feel special, even if she isn’t your girlfriend.

She loves you, show her some love too.

People- Is she like you’re girlfriend

Me- No, she’s my Girl Best Friend
People- You guys should definitely date

Girl Best Friend by FACTS1010 June 16, 2019

I'm da best! 

A term steming from a Jerky Boys skit that is extremely cocky and used in a very convincing manor. It is used only in a comedical sense.

"How good are you?"

"I'm da best!"

I'm da best! by Glen W. August 30, 2005

Besto 

Your best friend

1. Aye there goes my besto Moni
2.My besto Lexi is cute af

Besto by Veah_yungo September 28, 2017

best friends 

Are people who are there no matter what. When they make a promise to you, they don't break it.And if they do, they ask for forgivenes. If there is a problem, they will try to solve it....but if they can't they will give you a sense of confort. They are true....and you don't have to question their actions or motives. Best Friends are real , true and will love u no matter what you do , And will always ....always....have u in their best interests!!!

best friends Layla and Charlie may disagree but at least they agree to disagree!!!!

best friends by hopelessly mindless February 11, 2007

Boy Bestfriend 

•protect & cuddle you like a little sister.

•makes you laugh&smile.
•can be yourself around.
•gives you great advice.
•talk to about anything & everything.
•you can trust him with anything.
•Text you night and day no matter what you did.

•1st one there if you need a shoulder to cry on.
•knows when things aren't right even when you say"im fine".

•1st to call if something bad or amazing happens.

•not afraid to tell u when your with the wrong guy.

girl1:is that your boyfriend
Girl2:no that's my boy bestfriend.

Boy Bestfriend by Boy bestfriend September 17, 2016