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Animated Inanimate Battle

A hit object show made by GatlingGroink57, the Pilot was first released in april 1, 2020. It has about 66 characters/ 60 contestants, 1 host and 1 co-host, and 4 side characters. Currently has 5 episodes (6 if you include episode 0, the pilot), and episode 6 is planned to be released on February 22. 2023. It's inspired by Battle For Dream Island, and it's also known as AIB!
Me: Jasper, have you heard of the silly object show called Animated Inanimate Battle?!
Jasper: No. I'll plan to watch the silly object show soon, though
by @testbulbrush on tt February 5, 2023
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Oh!! Batta ping!

The act of hitting someone with a blunt object in the kneecaps until they can no longer walk. The "batta ping!" part is the sound it or you will make when you smash into the bone. The "Oh" part is the pleasant sound of surprise your victim or buddy of the beating will make.
Stephanie: Yesterday Tommy jumped me and hit me repeatedly in the legs with a 6 foot long piece of white hot metal shrapnel.
Jimbo: Haha!! You got Oh!! Batta ping! in the legs you fucking cripple!!!!
by up January 21, 2017
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My battery is low

What you say when you turn on your smart phone.
I just got this smart phone and my battery is low. Damn, I just charged it this morning.
by sandog3939 July 18, 2011
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battle buddy

the guy that no matter how drunk you are wont let you go home with the fat chick from the bar.
my battle buddy wont let friends fuck fat chicks.
by dacrud April 23, 2006
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battle.net forums

70 pages of 0.99999_ = 1
by Gfraizer December 12, 2003
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battery

Anything having to do with drums, percussion.
My friend does battery for his black metal band.
by zombievomit November 13, 2004
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Batting average

n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated.

Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average

The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.
1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.
by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009
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