zombie acockalypse

Whenever a hoard of jerking zombies attack a bathroom.

Dude that bathroom looks like it just had a zombie acockalypse

by Hugh Dick April 16, 2015

Screen Zombie

Idiots who text while walking down the sidewalk unaware of all the people that have to dodge them. Also someone who won't wait to get out of a crosswalk to scroll on their phone.

I was going 45mph through a green light and this f*cking screen zombie drags ass right into the crosswalk in front of oncoming traffic without ever looking up from her phone.

by SoAwake November 23, 2016

Zombie Taco

Eating a 3 hour old cream pie out of a girls vag

I had a delicious zombie taco last night!

by Cfftiuffff November 11, 2018

Screen Zombie

The act of playing video games for so long so as not to be able to respond to any other stimuli, forget to change your clothes, eat etc.

He's been playing the new Call of Duty so long he turned into a screen zombie

by mmoonstars May 16, 2016

Zombie Head

Verb: Deadly sloppy blpwjob.

"Akilah gave her boyfriend Zombie Head! Her eyes turned red and dialated while she frothed and gargled on his dick. Now she basically owns him.

by NashFromTT February 11, 2018

Feed the Zombie

When you defecate a large amount of stool with so much ferocity it could feed a zombie living in the toilet.

After that 6 pack of burritos I had to feed the zombie. The toilet was then clogged.

by dino9401 October 1, 2012

Ghetto-Zombie

noun - (ge-tow zom-be)

A nocturnal creature of ill-repute who regularly prowls lower-income inner-city streets while harboring shady-intent; usually on little sleep and with chemical "enhancement".

Son of a bitch! There's a Ghetto-Zombie scoping. This street is riddled with Ghetto Zombies and Crankster Gangsters! We should park somewhere else.

by Placebo Nightingale November 28, 2012