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bitch, i live in a trashcan

has similar meaning to "are you kidding me? give me a fuckin' break"
yo billy, why didn't you come out to our D&D game last night?
(billy thinks of how busy he was that night, but instead of getting into the long story of all the stuff he had to do instead, he simply says...)
billy: "bitch, i live in a trashcan!"

Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch 

To Want To Fuck, But Not Fuck A Random Stranger. ;)
"Go Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch, I WANT TO FUCK YOU!"

Cut that bitch off like a fish

girl gotta go. if u fishing and the fish is not something that u want to keep, throw it back lmao.
"this shit aint gonna get no better if she start an argument with you on the first text conversation aight? Cut that bitch off like a fish, throw her back in the ocean and go find somethin eles"

Slap a pepsi sticker on the bitch 

Verb. When a part of a woman's anatomy is so large, advertising can be placed on said area.
Dayum, you see her forehead? You could slap a pepsi sticker on the bitch.

Got a bad case of the bitch

When someone that is normally a good time acts like a bitch.
Person 1: What's wrong with Peter today?

Person 2: Not sure, he's probably just "Got a bad case of the bitch".

M.A.C. bitch 

n. an asian slut with way too much makeup on (like those who work at M.A.C. Cosmetics) to the point where you cannot see the relevance between them and their respective family members.

examples of how to identify a M.A.C. bitch:
1. see if you can see the individual hairs of her eyebrows
2. see if you can tell what her natural skin color is
3. see if her makeup always matches her outfit, down to her wetseal thong
M.A.C. bitches who go to the predominantly asian clubs every weekend, who usually have 'ties' with the bouncers.
M.A.C. bitch by happyfunker March 16, 2009