2 definitions by bmanc900

to glump (v.) the act of rolling a person on roller skates back and forth to anally penetrate them. 2007, from "glide and bump"
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"dude you shoulda seen the chick i glumped down at the roller-disco"
by bmanc900 August 5, 2007
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has similar meaning to "are you kidding me? give me a fuckin' break"
yo billy, why didn't you come out to our D&D game last night?
(billy thinks of how busy he was that night, but instead of getting into the long story of all the stuff he had to do instead, he simply says...)
billy: "bitch, i live in a trashcan!"
by bmanc900 August 5, 2008
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