5% challenge

Your phone battery must be at 5% to start out. The goal is to jack off to completion via porn on your phone before your phone dies.

Dude I just did the 5% challenge!

Wow you're quick!

by p1zzaJr September 22, 2016

sky 5

The ‘high’ range is Clouds 1-10, and then you have Skies 1-5. If you say you’re on cloud 1, you’re barely feeling the bud. When you’re on sky 5, you’re so fucking stoned that you’re astral projecting.

*hits blunt* “Bro you feeling it?”
-“Yeah man, I’m on Sky 5 right now bro.”

by thiccgothstonerbabes69 December 8, 2020

The Sunshine 5

Inevitably the best group of friends that ever existed; comparable to the 12 apostles, the Beatles, or the hosts of Monday Night Football.

mom: What are you doing tonight?

me: hangin with the sunshine 5 of course!

by the man-drew December 11, 2010

May 5

the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship

yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!

by anonymous March 31, 2022

November 5

It's national fight Oscar Day! So if you see a Oscar... Fight them!

Person 1: it's november 5! Go kick Oscar!
Person 2: Finally! :D

by Idazzz3 November 4, 2019

Maroon 5

When you listen to pop music but also into necrophilia

I went on a date with this girl last night but she was into maroon 5.

by Versatilebeats September 10, 2020

January 5

This is the best day ever! I can’t wait for this day ever year!!

January 5 is the best day of the year!

by Best day January 4, 2021