february 5

the day a fine ass bitch was born

n:what’s td
b:it’s february 5th
n:what’s that
b:a bad bitch bday

by Adorable_Attitude July 5, 2023

Mach 5

You feel it building up in your intestines for a day or more. You bend over in pain like you have a kidney stone near the end.
Then you sit on the pot, and BOOOOOMM!

SHIT, AIR, and more SHIT AND AIR exit your hole at extreme velocity.

You get the wind knocked out of you and sometimes take a little "nap."

It's takes you 7-10 minutes to recooperate.

You DO feel wonderful afterwards though.

Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I Mach 5 'd and blacked out for a while.

by SexualHotsauce November 3, 2019

May 5

the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship

yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!

by anonymous March 31, 2022

5% Club

Something Joe Lewis says you’re apart of

“I’m guessing there’s some 5% Club going on here” - Joe Lewis

by joelewisplayedmindgameswithme July 16, 2022

November 5

November 5 is international hamhams day.

Look, her gf sent him a booty pic on November 5 - hamhams day.

by sendmeabootypic November 5, 2022

5% Rule

A person needs to be at least 5% smarter than the task at hand in order to do it.

Also another word for dumbass.

Person walking down the street and trips over nothing. I look at my buddy next to me, "Ha, 5% rule".

Someone talking to you and they tell you that they failed at doing something, my response, 5% rule. ( means you dumbass)

by Amy the red May 31, 2020

5 ghpeda

5 ghpeda is a word spoken only by the wise man Pantelhs Iwannou who also created the game-changing phrase t r e i s s s s s

"Baseline twra oloi 5 ghpeda 🖐✊🖐✊"
"Oses fffffoooorrrrreeeeeessss annnnnnooooiiiiiiiggggeeeeeiiii ttttooooo xxxxxxeeeeeeriiii mmmmmoooooouuuuuu toso tha trexeis"

by κωουτσ May 20, 2021