Humans that at one point were turned to zombies by being bit by another zombie and eventually dying. Extreme stupidity surrounds these creatures as they mindlessly bash on the barracades of surviving humans. They can be said to not be able to "climb stairs" as my friend says...but others may say otherwise while there face is being ripped off completly after the zombie lept up the stairs. Shotguns are most affective at close range with these beings, the only way to stop the damn thing from moving would be to shoot its brain or completly sever the head....this does not mean cut its head off because it will infact still be "alive". So the best way i would have to say to survive a zombie attack would be to kill urself because.....ur screwed anyway....u think u can survive? no u cant ur fucked.
by beheadtheundead August 29, 2006
Get the Zombiesmug. A synonym for the number 9. This is because of the old joke why was 6 afraid of 7....because 7 8 9. 7 ate nine and 9 then proceded to turn into the undead, hence the name zombie.
School starts an hour before zombie.
The time is currently zombie o'zombie.
I have zombie fingers because my thumb was bitten off my a muskrat.
The time is currently zombie o'zombie.
I have zombie fingers because my thumb was bitten off my a muskrat.
by Andyt Osborn March 5, 2005
Get the Zombiemug. Howard Stern fan.
So nicknamed due to their blind devotion to Howard. They believe everything he says without question, even if it is a blatantly obvious lie.
So nicknamed due to their blind devotion to Howard. They believe everything he says without question, even if it is a blatantly obvious lie.
me: Sirius satellite radio just reached 2 million subscribers
zombie: But Howard said they have 3 million, and they all signed up just to listen to him
zombie: But Howard said they have 3 million, and they all signed up just to listen to him
by A Communist October 11, 2006
Get the zombiemug. When you ejaculate into both of your partners eyes and they walk around your house like a zombie looking for a towel.
by xxxrayjoe August 21, 2006
Get the zombiemug. 1)A mindless individual, we all know them. Usually they're the smart-ass kids who sit in front of you, the dumb-ass kids who sit behind you, or the kids who dont give a shit who sit somewhere inbetween.
2)democrat
2)democrat
by lastoftheidiots May 4, 2006
Get the zombiemug. by Ken Liang October 1, 2006
Get the zombiemug. A cognitive-impaired person, on high dosage anti-depressants. Fear of edges is not unusual due to hallucinations; making breakfast in the morning presents several previously unforeseen problems. Can usually be resolved by returning to a lower dosage.
Dude, did you see Luke the other day?! He was a complete zombie. He was telling me he was on 100mg - that shit's full on!
by grishamxelle August 12, 2011
Get the Zombiemug.