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Where the fuck is it? I don’t know? Why is there a New Zealand if there is no Old Zealand? Help me find Zealand.
Where the fuck is it? I don’t know? Why is there a New Zealand if there is no Old Zealand? Help me find Zealand.
by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019
Get the Old Zealand mug.The best true friend ! She is fun and exiting she would make u laugh . the boys like her and she has the blood of a Turkish person . everyone wants to be her friend she's social and people feel jealous of her cause they want to be like her .
by JiminISpuppy October 16, 2018
Get the Zelal mug.Having anal sex in geographical regions that partain to both hot and snowy weather in the same season.
Geography teacher:"Stacy got a New Zealand Canteen on vacation in Europe, now tell me class what places could she have been to?"
by cokenbollz October 18, 2008
Get the new zealand canteen mug.Zelan's usually have good figures,and are out going,they have good kissing abilities,
and are liked unless they do something out of character or become plain bitchs.
But will come out regreting what they did, and will try to make it better.
Zelans are very caring, loyal, and understanding. they think truthful and have hard time understanding life sometimes.
Zelans fall for any kind of guy. but once they fall inlove it will take months and months to fall out.
Zelan's are great fighters. They think quik and easly without worring. its hard to forget them.
zelans are very good friends, there someone that you can always count on to keep a secret for you.
and are liked unless they do something out of character or become plain bitchs.
But will come out regreting what they did, and will try to make it better.
Zelans are very caring, loyal, and understanding. they think truthful and have hard time understanding life sometimes.
Zelans fall for any kind of guy. but once they fall inlove it will take months and months to fall out.
Zelan's are great fighters. They think quik and easly without worring. its hard to forget them.
zelans are very good friends, there someone that you can always count on to keep a secret for you.
by zelan March 28, 2009
Get the zelan mug.The coolest dude you'll ever know! Smart, funny, compassionate. A bit reserved around new people but a total riot once he's know you.
by Izja March 6, 2021
Get the Zealand mug.1. A oversized postman chomping on gum wildly while wearing pants too short to be jeans but too long to be shorts, otherwise known as a skirt
2. A slack-jaw, yokel look when appearing to lose track of scoring in a bowling match in which you proceed to throw a ball away not realizing that you could still win the wood.
3.A chubby individual who farts when a full house is revealed during a summer card game following a chinese food break
4.Anyone who sleeps on a dresser or owns only 5 shirts and puts them in rotation.
2. A slack-jaw, yokel look when appearing to lose track of scoring in a bowling match in which you proceed to throw a ball away not realizing that you could still win the wood.
3.A chubby individual who farts when a full house is revealed during a summer card game following a chinese food break
4.Anyone who sleeps on a dresser or owns only 5 shirts and puts them in rotation.
1. Look at Zelmak chewing on the gum, and he's wearing the skirt too!
2. Zelmak just blew it again, he only got a seven count.
3. Follwing Chicken and Broccali, Zelmak farted with a full house.
4. He's wearing clothes from the Zelmak collection as he sleeps on the dresser.
2. Zelmak just blew it again, he only got a seven count.
3. Follwing Chicken and Broccali, Zelmak farted with a full house.
4. He's wearing clothes from the Zelmak collection as he sleeps on the dresser.
by Neal Prager April 25, 2004
Get the zelmak mug.A beer can hung by its tab to the branch of a tree. Usually void of beer, a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament is characteristic of the ATV trails around Zealand, New Brunswick, Canada as a way of marking trails.
by TigerToe August 17, 2015
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