Zeak

Zeak takes yer bitch while yer incarcerated and won't let you talk to her on the phone or write letters or visit and smacks her and yer kids 'roun till yer out to kill 'em and go back to da pen so jody or da new Zeak can move in

Jody ain't shit cause Zeak's a motherfucker

by grasshopper February 11, 2004

Zerk

Zerk in RuneScape language is translated to Jerk. It is used in the sentence:

Regular Version: I Jerk Off
RuneScape Version: I Zerk Off

What do you do on your spare time?

I Zerk Off.

What are you doing right now?

I'm Zerkin Off

What did you do yesterday?

I Zerked Off

by Exevien aka I Zerked Off January 30, 2010

zerkazerka

(see wheeling)
The act of making out with an individual. Can be used for either sex.

Similar terms: zerkdisplay - A public display of zerkazerka
hugezerks - Many zerkazerka partners in one night
zerkdatshit - (Verb) The act to zerkazerka an individual

"Whoah Mike! I saw online that you zerkazerka'd that girl after all?"

"Yeah man, we zerkdisplayed. I'd say it was some hugezerks"

"Good! I told you it'd be good to zerkdatshit!"

by zerkmaster November 1, 2011

Zark

A nerdy Polish loner that has no friends but thinks he is intellectual. A clown.

Did you hear about that guy who wrote a childen's book about Ben Franklin? What a zark.

by Gordy Smalls November 30, 2006

Zerked

An extreme urge to fight. Horny is to sex as zerked is to fighting.

Ben is still fucking zerked after yesterdays brawl.

by Ben Campbell and Kyle Harris September 8, 2006

Zarko

A fat little shit with a ugly face and usally short

Me:bruh did you see the new guy zarko
Friend: yes he is so ugly
Zarko: y u bully me

by VekiKralj October 28, 2020

zark

uptight white guy

here comes the popo. they zarks.

by ian721 April 8, 2004