Yogurt Touch

Fixing something by accident when you’re drunk as fuck at work.

It’s fixed because I have the yogurt touch.

I’ve got the yogurt touch!
You know, the yogurt touch?

by Drinkydadjimbo February 1, 2023

yogurt niggers

Greek people.

Greeks are yogurt niggers

by AnonDoxy November 16, 2021

rope yogurt

Cum, semen, jizz, ejaculate. If the penis was a rope,the yogurt would be the cum.

After a few hours of serving up felatio at the brothel, Sally Ann's belly was maxed out on rope yogurt.

by VaJohnny January 28, 2017

Strawberry yogurt

The result of a man ejaculating into a woman’s vagina when she’s on her period and has a yeast infection.

- Hey, since I just raw dogged you on your period, does that mean we made a strawberry milkshake?
- Close! It’s strawberry yogurt cause I got a yeast infection too.
- That’s nasty

by theoxfordcomma October 10, 2018

yogurt skittles

An absolutely PENG form of skittles. They'll make you wanna marry em, shag em and have skittle babies.

"Ok guys, trying yogurt skittles for the first time, literally; THESE ARE SO F*CKING PENG!

by 'ave a lit'le faiph in me luv October 28, 2019

Yogurt Trolley

Slang for a males penis

Am going to crash into that lass with my Yogurt Trolley

by Daniel "Potta" C March 6, 2008

Yogurt Bowl

Reference to a good girl that swallows the man yogurt and gives head the proper way to completion. A cum loving slut.

May also simply refer to her hungry, cum guzzling mouth.

Rachel is a yogurt bowl.

I told her to open her yogurt bowl wide cause it was bout to be filled.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018