Would you be my girlfriend Abby

This means that I really like you

Adrian:would you be my girlfriend Abby

by Wooptiedoo February 8, 2019

Would you hit me

She is trying to say would you fuck me

If i where near you would you hit me

by Taman hakeem January 19, 2021

would like to know your location

A term asked by Google and other websites, asking if you would give them your location so they can sell it and get money.

“Google would like to know your location.”
“Hell naw!”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Would + Ratio

When you see a female and ask your friends if she is hot or not. This is the appropriate response undeniably every single time, if you think she is hot.

"Yo, is Brienne of Tarth from Game of Thrones hot?" - Person 1

"Would + Ratio" - Person 2

"Dude what the fuck, you heinous bastard" - Person 1

by SensualSaguaro November 10, 2021

would'nt've

a word that doesnt feel real in the english language, but exists! means "would not have".

i would forgot my keys if you would'nt've been here to tell me!

by whydyousearchforthis February 27, 2023

Would you snack on your own weiner if you could?

Twitch famous meme first made in MitchJones's chat by fellow twitch streamer Atlanta in 2019. The joke went on to become a staple in other chats too such as Mizkif's and Austinshow's.

*typed in twitch chat or similar medium* "Would you snack on your own weiner if you could?" *Content creator responding*

by Waaysus April 10, 2023

Would Not Hit

Tongue in cheek remark made by a man about a woman who is actually quite sexy, but has a very minor perceived flaw, therefore not up to the speaker's standards.

She looks hot in this pic, but those bed coverings?? Would not hit.

This girl's face is stunning, but that mole on her arm ruins her for me. Would not hit.

by Carlton G. Long September 5, 2020