Will Smith Status

The act of just whipping your dick out while talking to a girl that may or may not be interested in doing something with it.

Yelling "Whoop there it is" could potentially be appropriate depending on the setting.

Usually this is appropriate during long boring stories about trips to the mall with her friends, the wnba, reading... etc. which no, especially not you cares about.

If you run in to issues with the reaction, it is usually helpful to say "Whacha gonna do with it? Whacha gonna do with it? Can't do nothin, can't do nothin."

The word is derived from the lyric "Whooop There it is"

Ya bro after the party I was sitting there Veronica and she was telling me about Twilight, or her Uncle's funeral or some shit, anyways I went Will Smith Status.

by THEBOSS2010 October 23, 2011

Will to live

Something I don`t have.

Me: I have no will to live
Friend: Why?
Me: Because Fortnite players are everywhere I turn
Friend: Fair enough

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020

There Will Be Bloodshed

The song from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and theme song of Jetstream Sam, the biggest and most handsome Brazilian man to ever live. Only the most Gigachad and Based people can listen to it.

Verse 1
Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season
Or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place
Without any trace
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite
As I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real

Chorus
There will be bloodshed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one
Left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh, no, there will be blood-
-shed
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known

Verse 2
Losing my identity
Wondering, have I gone insane?
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight

by Mr Yeast May 24, 2022

will wood and the tapeworms

(gay) rock jazz, that's how i like to describe it.... anyways go stream the normal album and stop being weird to will ohmygod

hey, have you ever heard of will wood and the tapeworms? they're an underrated band and they're very talented!!!

by cotard March 26, 2021

Will you go out with me?

For some reason the most terrifying six words (to say) ever.

"Will you go out with me?"
"Yes."

or (and, according to my brain, the most likely situation)

"Will you go out with me?"
"No."

by The Second Dictionary Man December 13, 2013

Wilcoxing

Wilcoxing the act of Tom Wilcox ignoring all of you calls and text. Disappearing for weeks and months at a time.

Hi tom where have you been for the last six months oh I just decided to do some wilcoxing.

by Pete joe October 2, 2013

Will you cook my popcorn?

To cook someone's popcorn is to take their virginity (female)

Cam: Will you cook my popcorn?
Michael: Hell yeah! I'm cuming over right now
Cam: Okay don't forget the butter ;)

by SquishyBubbles February 10, 2015