A Tiggly Wiggly is a penis that is too short to masturbate by conventional methods. It can only be masturbated using a strumming motion. The technical term, microbation, is similar to the motion required to play a guitar, or base guitar, but requires holding the entire length within the palm of the hand.
Michael, Richard, and Brett didn't come out last weekend because each one was working hard on his own Tiggly Wiggly.
by Buckfutter September 9, 2014

by fuckmaster flex November 7, 2010

by Nita April 8, 2004

Mom: BLAHBLAHBLAH!@#@!@$
Child: Oh stop being so wiggly jiggly.
Girl 1: oh my gosh i just got new shoes!`
Girl 2: that is so wiggly jiggly!
Random person: BARK!
Person: that was so wiggly jiggly...
Child: Oh stop being so wiggly jiggly.
Girl 1: oh my gosh i just got new shoes!`
Girl 2: that is so wiggly jiggly!
Random person: BARK!
Person: that was so wiggly jiggly...
by psychokidsunite March 21, 2009

A street gang originating in Chicago, IL. Founded by "Ghost" Kanellopolous and "Malcolm X" Tipp in 2010. Based off of the OG Crips in Compton, East Side Spook Town Compton Crip (ESTCC). The gang loves OG rap, artists ranging from Mc Eiht to Eazy to D. Underground. Colors are brown and blue.
by compton's most wanted March 14, 2011

by The Truth AKA L-Dog March 25, 2010

a woman of un-specified age, who unknowlingly boasts of un-told knowledge about a great many things. Basically, a titty rag
by Little Gords March 20, 2007
