Tiggly Wiggly

A Tiggly Wiggly is a penis that is too short to masturbate by conventional methods. It can only be masturbated using a strumming motion. The technical term, microbation, is similar to the motion required to play a guitar, or base guitar, but requires holding the entire length within the palm of the hand.

Michael, Richard, and Brett didn't come out last weekend because each one was working hard on his own Tiggly Wiggly.

by Buckfutter September 9, 2014

Uncle Wiggly

The act of inserting a slippery worm into the anal cavity.

Dude, do you want to come over to my house to Uncle Wiggly? I'll supply the creepy crawlers!

by fuckmaster flex November 7, 2010

Wiggly Munch

Blow Job - Oral sex involving the penis.

You want an example???

by Nita April 8, 2004

Wiggly Jiggly

Wiggly Jiggly can mean anything you want it to mean! (:

Mom: BLAHBLAHBLAH!@#@!@$
Child: Oh stop being so wiggly jiggly.

Girl 1: oh my gosh i just got new shoes!`
Girl 2: that is so wiggly jiggly!

Random person: BARK!
Person: that was so wiggly jiggly...

by psychokidsunite March 21, 2009

Spooktown Wiggly Crip

A street gang originating in Chicago, IL. Founded by "Ghost" Kanellopolous and "Malcolm X" Tipp in 2010. Based off of the OG Crips in Compton, East Side Spook Town Compton Crip (ESTCC). The gang loves OG rap, artists ranging from Mc Eiht to Eazy to D. Underground. Colors are brown and blue.

That Spooktown Wiggly Crip waxed that mark with a glocc 9. They be reppin' that brown & blue.

by compton's most wanted March 14, 2011

wiggly-cunt

a woman of un-specified age, who unknowlingly boasts of un-told knowledge about a great many things. Basically, a titty rag

anyone whos middle name begins with an 'F' and ends in 'RANCIS'
wiggly-cunt

by Little Gords March 20, 2007

Wiggly Tuff

1. Man who owns windowless van or shed.

2. Also someone who works at Chucky Cheeses.

(Mom to Kid) Stay away from that man he is so wiggly tuff!

by The Truth AKA L-Dog March 25, 2010