Wife

v. (vulgar, colloquial) (often speculative, boasting) (bowdlerized slang) have sexual intercourse with. Especially used POS.

"I'm going to wife her". "I would wife her so hard". "I would wife Betty, but the whole time I'd be thinking about Wilma"

by BartelbyJones August 24, 2011

wifed

The act of being used as someone's bitch, usually in the context of maximum security prisons.

Jail was so bad, the first day I was there I dropped the soap and was wifed by Bubba...4 times.

by Lamon Dehnke August 4, 2005

wife

(verb)
To make wifey or one's girlfriend

"I'm a wife that."
"Why you ain't wife that? She's bad yo."

by Queens Finest aka Your Highness (pay homage) July 19, 2006

wifing

The act of being a wife. Particularly doing traditional "women's jobs" like making dinner, and cleaning.

Lucky! She is really good at wifing.

by borahgrace July 23, 2011

wifed

To be literally or figuratively beaten, smashed, or destroyed.

"A guy wasn't looking when he crossed the tracks and got wifed by that train."

"The Chargers got wifed by the Patriots last Sunday."

by B. Boneezee January 30, 2008

Wife

An acronym for Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.

"Wife's an acronym for wash, iron, fuck, etc." - Vakill

by Da shredder February 10, 2007

wife

A gay that is made to play the female part in a sexual relationship with another gay.
That is the wife always is the one who gets the pecker stuck in his ass.

Jack just made John his wife.

by Deep blue 2012 September 3, 2009