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whistling

making any non-verbal noise through the mouth by means of passing air in or out over teeth and tongue
That guy is trying to get peoples' attentions by whistling while he works.
by Whistlinphil March 13, 2009
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wristing

The rather aberrant form of male masturbation that includes holding the penis up to the lower abdomin and stroking it via the bottom of one's wrist.

no lotion is required for this proccess
"yo d00d, like i didnt have any lube last night, so i just like wristed it and it felt great!"

"d00d, do you know how soft the bottom of your wrist is? dude, try wristing, its awesome!"
by Roofus the Stunt Bum March 9, 2008
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The Whistling Walrus

A sexual fetish act in which the male takes a fatty turd into the woman's mouth and proceeds to fuck the mouth orufus, pushing the poo down the woman's esophagus. He will then shove his dick into her anus and pee while squeezing her tits very very hard. He will then cum in here eye and slap her tities and shit on them. Its cool.
Wow that bitch just got a The Whistling Walrus! I just creamed my pants!
by Davieee September 24, 2007
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Whistling spitfly

A bumpkin, with a one eyed prostitute, and an unfortunate fly. The johns mEmber is inserted in the prostitutes spare eye socket while she holds a fly in her mouth. at the end the prostitute snowballs the fly and ejaculate together.
That bar sucked, but the bathroom attendant gave a mean whistling spitfly.
by cosha123 August 27, 2009
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whishing

Running around on foot in moving traffic while avoiding being hit by any of the passing cars.
I was out whishing today on Highway 101 and almost got hit by a BMW.
by karmagica September 29, 2013
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Whistling Kanye

The sex act of farting while your girlfriend is fingering your asshole. Done correctly, the sound made is similar to that of a slide whistle.

Similar to the Breezy Yeezy or a Puff Diddly.
I performed a Whistling Kanye last night, and it sounded better than anything on The Life of Pablo
by Scott-ish October 6, 2016
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whistling diarrhea

1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.
"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"
by Trap Dandy June 1, 2019
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