Whitto

The white person's attempt at ebonics, African-American Vanacular or "ghetto" talk, resulting in failure and offense when some, if not most, words still end up getting pronounced too properly. Some people are better at avoiding it than others, typically whites raised in black neighborhoods or Eminem, but ultimately all fail in some way.

"Dats wha Ahm talkING 'bout."
"Dude, that was so whitto. It's talkin', not talking"
"FoR shizzle mY nizzle"

by M&Ms white chocolate June 2, 2011

Wetton

A word to describe an absurdly flamboyantly gay person.

Comes from the greek word "Wettos" which means basically means "Happy"

I was at McDonalds the other day, and the Wetton behind the counter winked at me.

by XFCJ June 15, 2004

Wheaton Underground

the worlds greatest underground TV show

your Wheaton Underground made me lose 324 lbs.

by wheaton u November 10, 2006

wetto

Slang term for Mexicans and Latinos. Originates from the word wetback.

This wetto can't speak any English, what the hell is he doing trying to take my order? He should be in the back cooking.

by Stonehead Jones March 24, 2008

wheeto

The male shits in his hand and whipes the excreetment all over his female companions ringpiece and proceeds with anal sex

I knew she was dirty so i gave her a good old wheeto

by Jm1629252835292628 November 12, 2013

Wil Wheaton

The definitive Alpha Nerd, well known for his fondness for All things Star Trek, Star Wars, Dungeons & Dragons, & WoW.

The sun rose red over the bloodied field of battle, and there, amongst the shattered remains of D&D miniatures, Star Trek Prop replicas and discarded WoW timecards, stood motherfucking Wil Wheaton.

by Wheaton-worshipper January 21, 2011

father whitton

A person in a position of management who makes advances at his employees children. Appears to be friendly only to strike when least expected.

The boss just went Father Whitton on my son.

by LB the GM January 19, 2010