rolling the mouse wheel

Masturbating a woman or girl to orgasm. This takes its name from the "flicking" motion of the middle finger when you are using a wheelmouse and trying to scroll down through a lot of text. In masturbation the action is almost exactly the same, except that the mouse wheel is replaced by your lucky lady's clit.

Also, I've noticed that the sound produced is completely different.

A similar computer/sex term is "double clicking on the mouse" which also means female masturbation.

HMB (who is male): So, AC, what did you do all day today?

AC (who is female): You would not believe. I found a kick-ass .zip of photochopped fake Johnny Depp porn. It was a really big file, too. I had to spend almost two hours rolling the mouse wheel just to get through it.

HMB: Dear me. Airing the orchid?

AC: You bet. I got my daily musical practice of playing the upside down piano.

HMB: Feeding oats to the pony?

AC: Tickling the toothless gibbon.

HMB: Typing in the gussets.

AC: Paddling the pink canoe until it leaks.

HMB: Finger painting the ham sandwich.

AC: Stirring the mixing bowl.

HMB: Petting the cat.

AC: Fingering the bald suspect.

HMB: ... So, um, can I borrow that .zip file? ... For, erm, personal reasons...

AC: !

by HMB December 9, 2006

wheel of fortune

The best game show (next to Price is Right) in the world. What's better than spinning a wheel to win money?

Contestant: I'd like to solve the puzzle: Supercalifragelistcexpialidocious

by Yelsew Foolface April 12, 2005

wheelchair status

when you have to be removed from an area and the mode of transportation is the wheelchair. The result of drinking enough.

paul- how was your thanksgiving?
bray- allright. the family went to the chiefs/broncos game. Colin was OOC'n outrageous and got in a fight with a cop and had to leave.
paul- did he get arrested?
bray- nah, they put him in handcuffs and escoted to the parking lot in a wheelchair.
paul- Wheelchair Status on thanksgiving?!!? I bet the BabyGlove was proud.

by Tony Oats December 6, 2006

wheel show

when someone is a flirt and is getting alot of attention from multiple people of the opposite gender.

(john has his arms around two girls)

me - 'yo look at john ;)'

you - 'i know, he's a total wheel show eh?'

by wheelshow July 4, 2009

Wheelchair weapon

A weapon in a game that takes absolutely no skill. Something you can be good with even if you are trash at the game.

Person: I'm way too good at this game

Person2: Only because you are using a Wheelchair weapon

by SomeGaminguy February 23, 2021

The Captains Wheel

When 6-8 dudes all work each others dicks while in a circle, or all the dudes work one selected mans dick, while still forming a circle (eye patches, captains hats also can be added for style points)

the pledges had to endure The Captains Wheel this year. What a mess

by AZ and Marty July 28, 2011

Clinton County Ferris Wheel

When a group of people are all together, doing a Tesla Roadster with somebody else in a circle

Mitchell Broeckling: I was at this party where we ended up doing a Clinton County Ferris Wheel

by giantdingdong January 20, 2019