wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees me, Seven, walking around

Girl 1: Omg I just saw Seven roaming around and they looked at me
Girl 2: Omg can they just fuck me already I’m wetter than an otters pocket I need to fix myself if they can’t fuck me

by fuckmedaddyseven June 9, 2021

Wetter than an otter’s pocket

Madison when she sees Alex Midler.

Madison: omg look at this picture of midler

Moon: omg you are wetter than an otter’s pocket

by Thegayestbisexual August 4, 2021

Wetter

A term made by YouTuber Mumbo Jumbo used to describe something you make worse-better

I have to make this building wetter (Minecraft)

by HetAssCheeks July 11, 2021

Wetter than an otter’s pocket

Your girl when she sees Katsuki Bakugo

You: “Mommy you’re wetter than an otter’s pocket!”
Her: “Yeah I just watched Katsuki Bakugo porn!”

by uncleember July 13, 2021

Bed wetter

A bed wetter

bed wetter

by A Vasist June 24, 2020

wetter than a nun in a candle shop

when something is truly sopping wet

*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"

by Freddie21 April 9, 2021

Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet

an expression used to describe something very wet, of course referring to how two lesbians in a broom closet would probably do such acts as pegging, scissoring, etc.

"Wow. The hurricane sure hit you guys hard. It looks Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet in here."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023