Walmart Wet Dream 

The act of somebody or someone building a fort out of toilet paper in a Walmart and once the four is fully constructed they proceed to ejaculate inside of the fort and leave semen all over the toilet paper.

Did you guys hear about Jack’s Walmart wet dream last weekend?

Walmart Wet Dream by wagnam163 June 15, 2025

A Buerocrat's Wet Dream 

A system or processes which requires more paperwork and processing than ever necessary and makes actions or legislation take longer than necessary to be complete

The sign up process for that website is A Buerocrat's Wet Dream.

A Buerocrat's Wet Dream by The Sefbicer September 21, 2021

Ruin a wet dream 

Burst someone’s bubble

Daum ruin a wet dream

Ruin a wet dream by J dawg 120420 May 26, 2022

Willy Wonka Wet Dream 

When someone has some insane diarrhea while they are asleep.

“Bro I had a Willy Wonka Wet Dream at my girlfriends place last week. Let’s just say she ain’t my girlfriend no more

Willy Wonka Wet Dream by Vikingwaterfall August 25, 2023

Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato 

A misheard lyric from the song "Empire State of Mind", created by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. This is normally being misheard during the Chorus of the song, while the actual lyrics are: "Congrete Jungle Where Dreams are Made of"

NEWWW YORRRRRRKKKKKKK Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Horatio’s Wet Dream 

When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers

Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.

Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.

Bro 3: with extra salsa.

Horatio’s Wet Dream by woodstock69 April 5, 2024

Cauliflower ears wet dream 

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen

“Oi Tom I didn’t know you were cauliflower ears wet dream!”

Cauliflower ears wet dream by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025