Bailey Shuffle

| ˈbā-lē ˈshə-fəl |

A hurried, stiff-legged shuffle walk characterized by clenched muscles and minimal leg lift, typically performed by someone with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) as they discreetly and urgently exit a room in search of a bathroom. Often marked by a tense posture, focused expression, and an unspoken sense of intestinal distress.
As soon as the meeting ran long, Dean did the classic bailey shuffle out of the conference room—no one dared to stop him.
by wagnam163 June 12, 2025
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Walmart Wet Dream

The act of somebody or someone building a fort out of toilet paper in a Walmart and once the four is fully constructed they proceed to ejaculate inside of the fort and leave semen all over the toilet paper.
Did you guys hear about Jack’s Walmart wet dream last weekend?
by wagnam163 June 15, 2025
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