Weeman

The little dwarf guy on Jackass. He is in stunts such as: Oompa Loompa, Wee Hand and Weeman Statue Skating.

On Oompa Loompa, Weeman dresses as an Oompa Loompa and skates around the town.

by Psycho Bitch April 22, 2004

Weepy Pleaser

Crying into your hand while masturbating.

(Enter name) was upset that his girlfriend broke up with him that he gave himself a weepy pleaser.

by DKDZ September 7, 2010

Whemp

To Whemp - Verb. Whemping is the act of waiting for the shower to heat up.

'I was just brushing my teeth whilst I was whemping'

'Do you ever dance around whilst you whemp?'

'I wanna have a shower but i cant be bothered to whemp for it'

by Postmilk April 29, 2019

Weeping off

The combined act of masturbating and crying.

Ian: Hey man, you'll never guess what I just found in the public bathroom.

Alex: What?

Ian: Some kid was weeping off in the stall!

Alex: Fucking nast! Must have been a low-point in his life...

by Jack Kevlar September 17, 2011

Ba weat grana weep mini bon

A universal greeting meaning hello. Founded by the Transformers series One show

"Hola"
"Ba weat grana weep mini bon."

by matt caringi January 1, 2004

weepy

sleepy and depressed

I was weepy so I went to sleep.

by R Stevens May 16, 2003

weemo

A weemo is basically a weenie emo. Weemos tend to range from 10-14 years of age are generally very short. They try and act sophisticatated and up to date with the local music scene but just get in your fucking way. Theyre the people screaming help as they run fleeing from the pit or there in there being a nuisance and end up getting injured.

Weemo One: OMG i love green day SO much. "Billie Joe's SO hot. American Ideot is like my favourite album.

Knowledgeable Person: Yeah but what about Dookie or Nimrod ??

Weemo One: Wooah they've made more than One Album OMG.

by i fucking hate green-day May 23, 2006