weave monster

n. A female with a busted hair weave. To have to much hair weave in one's head.

Did you see that weave monster in the beauty shop?

by Kinnycakes May 22, 2008

Weave Nation

If someone is Weave Nation this means he is a dodging expert. Throw him stuff, most of the time he will dodge left and right everything.

Goku goes and Broly had to show why he was a part of Weave Nation, started dodging all of (Goku's) attacks.

by Enkoom September 3, 2023

weaver diva

A loud, annoying, usually female yoghurt weaver. Characterised by ethnic clothes, weird diet and ill behaved children. May also smell funny and drink organic banana beer at the Gregson

Oh man, I was having a good time talking to (insert woman's name) when her bitch weaver diva mate turned up and I had to run away.

by nick October 5, 2005

weaver95

noun - Asshat seen on fark.com

Weaver95 is busy reading other people's emails at his job in the tech area of a Fortune 500 company. He cannot be outsourced because he reads other people's emails.

by Moran March 23, 2005

Anna Weaver

Most amazing girl ever. Plays the flute like an angel fallen from heaven and is just plain awesome. Every girl wants to be Anna Weaver and every guy wants Anna Weaver. She is super sexy and has fantastic hair.

Hot damn, see at that girl? She is so sexy, she must be an Anna Weaver. OR:

Guy 1: Hey, check out THAT hot piece of meat
Guy 2: Daaaamn, she is an Anna Weaver

by iloveband June 1, 2010

Black Girl Weave Tap

Black girls can't scratch their weave cause it would mess up their tracks. so they have to tap it. this is a black girl weave tap. BGWT.

You see that alapesha at the back of the bus, she just did a black girl weave tap, her weave must be itchy man

by jamaican boy September 5, 2009

Jered Weaver

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.

Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.

by disneysucks September 3, 2008