wearing wooden pants

walking around with a hardon all the time

I go to the club and see all that fine ass,makes me walk around wearing wooden pants

by woodpile January 20, 2010

Wearing the shades

When someone has suddenly become very cool, and slick.

Or when in a relationship, the cooler person of the two.

"Look who's wearing the shades now!!"

"I'm wearing the shades in this relationship"

by ThatKidDanYol March 28, 2010

Wetting buns

Wetting Buns is defined as when a person kisses someone elses butt or in other words, brown nosing.

Jeffery wants that promotion so he's been wetting buns all over the office.

by amkale January 15, 2013

But I'm not wearing a clown suit

A statement that serves as an acknowledgement among vendors that no matter how amazing a finished product is, the client will invariably find something to complain about or request a change that actually makes it worse. The client does so while wearing a metaphorical clown suit.

We just completed the client's new website, and it exceeded their specifications in every way. I think it turned out great, but I'm not wearing a clown suit.

by conkspotter November 28, 2011

Weaving the bear loom

When someone rakes their fingernails through your thick back hair during sex.

Dude, that chick was a freak, straight pro at weaving the bear loom.

by _PoohBear January 14, 2010

Welting and Belting

Sexual Intercourse, phrase specific to Portadown, N Ireland.

Did you get any welting and belting last night?

by Pat M25 October 4, 2010

Wearing socks

If your wearing socks, you can let your homie buttfuck you but it still won't be gay.

"Jimmy slided his dick in me. But we were wearing socks and we said no homo so we're not gay."

by Massive PEEN boy March 8, 2021