A waffler is someone who rambles (commonly referred to as waffling) about things that aren't relevant to the situation or conversation. Commonly used within Ireland and the UK.
Chap: So yeah that's why the football is cancelled today.
Waffler: Yeah I'm going to eat some noodles after school.
Waffler: Yeah I'm going to eat some noodles after school.
by WafflerNPC September 28, 2022
Get the Waffler mug.1. The act of eating a measly 3 waffles by choice, and because of portion control.
2. A person who often finds themselves on the business end of a a difficult situation commonly referred to as a "waffle." Only they have 3 issues, related to each other or not.
2. A person who often finds themselves on the business end of a a difficult situation commonly referred to as a "waffle." Only they have 3 issues, related to each other or not.
Man walks into a bar. Man gets slightly drunk and decides to pick a fight with a motorcycle guy. Well Man is now in a waffle, fighting someone twice his size. The motorcycle man of course decides to call 2 buddies to corner Man outside.
Civilian: "Oh poor guy is gonna get a triple beating"
By-standard: "Damn, thats a triple waffle right there"
Civilian: "Oh poor guy is gonna get a triple beating"
By-standard: "Damn, thats a triple waffle right there"
by nOmega November 9, 2009
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The brown mixture created from a failed attempt at a waffle stomp, wherein the drain is either already clogged, or becomes clogged as a result of doodoo compactification.
Sean's attempt at waffle stomping the drain in the men's locker room was thwarted. His pubes from shaving an hour earlier had completely clogged the drain, resulting in a massive water waffle. The other members of the gym were not amused.
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Get the Gliding Waffle mug.A nickname for Serinepth Sinderman, a character from Trials and Trebuchets. She was given this because she is brave in the face of danger, calling back to the Waffle House Disaster Index.
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"Bro, last night I saw the pain olympics and charfed in my mouth a little. Do not google it."
"Come on, dont give me that blue waffle effect bullshit.. Now I have to look it up.. ... god damnit!"
"Come on, dont give me that blue waffle effect bullshit.. Now I have to look it up.. ... god damnit!"
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