Kentucky Mushroom Wallop

When a group of men hit you in the face with their dicks

I have a black eye from the Kentucky Mushroom Wallop the football team gave me

by Spidey81 January 24, 2018

Wallop of Cod

Tale of extreme fabrication, culprits are usually baked.

Bruv that's codswallop!

Nah bruv, that was a Wallop of Cod!

by Fatheroftitan November 11, 2017

Wallop

1) To be stuck in reverse
2) To activate (wallop mode)

Me and the main men were having a few shandys when suddenly Pingu Mc shouted "wallop"

by Greenhills101 August 12, 2022

Wallop On The Way

When a scumbag whore in Thailand get merked by a guy gangsta style. Usually involves extreme prejudice and no mercy.

I’m bout to cop a piece and go Wallop on The Way with this ho Lek.

Wa was shot 9 times in the face by my boy Matt. He went Wallop on The Way straight up.

by whoreslayer September 8, 2018

wallop

A word used by Harry McKirdy , who knows what it means.

Looks good , propa wallop 🔫🤪

by cafcjake May 22, 2022

Willy wallop

The action of absolutely totaling someone or something with ones dick.

Guy 1: "Holy shit man, I got so mad at this game yesterday I still cant believe what I did to my monitor"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "I decided to hit it with a Willy wallop, I regret doing it now"

by Dogonduck September 29, 2021