tiny violin 

The tiny violin is a sexual move designed to cause orgasms through the female nipple. It is performed by rubbing the girls nipple in such a fashion that it looks like you’re playing a tiny violin.

Hector: Hey John did you have fun with Sophie last night?
John: Let’s just say I played the tiny violin.
Hector: Damn bro, did she orgasm?
John: You know it brotha!

tiny violin by Dr. Malone May 8, 2019

practicing violin

an action meant to improve a musician's playing skills on the violin, sometimes called a fiddle. Often produces noises similar to a cat which has been run over by a car. May also cause immense frustration in the musician or others around him/her, so watch out for potentially dangerous flying objects which have been thrown across the room.

Johnny was very diligent at practicing violin, much to the dismay of both his family and his dog, Fido.

practicing violin by D. Rae July 1, 2008

crimson violin 

not related to playing an actual instrument, the crimson violin refers to cutting your own wrists. the violin is the sawing motion one makes (across the street not down it!) and the crimson is the blood shed. makes it alot easier and more casual to ask if said person is a cutter.

"Laura is wearing long sleeve shirts lately and its july."
"does she play the crimson violin?"
"haha maybe! i wouldnt be surprised."
"wow that was very casual and easier than asking if she rips her wrists apart."
"your right. i love UD"

crimson violin by ]ulio September 10, 2007

Accidentally play the violin 

Going to the bathroom for an innocent reason (bathing, hygiene, grooming) but ending up masturbating furiously or partaking in other sexual acts often that are intense whilst in the bathroom. A verb describing hormonal boys but is not exclusive to the gender.

He went to go pee but you could hear him accidentally playing the violin.
Billy used to frequently accidentally play the violin but now he mostly does it in public.
"I'm going to the bathroom now." "OK but be careful to not to accidentally play the violin"

Accidentally play the violin by Maxim Bovich Afonin May 27, 2018

Worlds smallest violin 

What you play for literally anyone who gets the golden buzzer on Americas got talent

AGT Contestant : "I went blind when I was 4 yrs old..."
Me: oh boo hoo, I'll play you a song on the worlds smallest violin

Judge *gives contestant the golden buzzer*

Worlds smallest violin by AR12RR88GB May 26, 2020

Playing the Violin with your Wrist and a Blade 

Playing the violin with your wrist and a blade is a term used by people who cut themselves that don't want to to know what they're on about. Usually its just called "Playing the Violin" but when used around other cutters they use the full term.

Person 1: "I heard that she played the violin last night."
Person 2: "Yeah, using her wrist and a blade! I hope she's alright.
Person 1: "Playing the Violin with Your Wrist and a Blade can be dangerous, but it helps her get through the tough times."

Playing the Violin with your Wrist and a Blade by Nightmare Zodiac January 9, 2011

Bloody Violin 

Bloody Violin: is basically saying your gonna cut your self alot,
and the noise of your pain is the music from the instrument of your blade.

Random Guy #1:Hey so where did Ted go?
Random Guy #2:Dunno his friend said he was gonna go play the bloody violin, what ever that means
Random Guy #3: Face palm , you guys stupid , he's at home cutting him self . His arm is the violin and the blade is what makes the man cry out in pain, therefore playing the bloody violin.

Bloody Violin by Charles with fire August 19, 2010