vet - o - phile

any law enforcement who searches a military veterans crotch, improperly touching in the genital area, searching for cannabis. female leos fingering veterans vajinas searching for cannabis. these leos are equal to child molesters.

that corrupt leo , vet - o - phile P O S , rifled thru my junk thinking my dick was a bag of weed.

by green trump July 6, 2022

vet rinse

When you take your furry friend to the vet and the dog pees all over the vet because the dog is nervous.

I took my dog to get a check-up, and he gave the poor veterinarian a vet rinse.

by sam_and_the_viking November 11, 2020

Solar-Vet

A car that runs on solar power.

My 80 year old neighbor let me walk her goose after I purchased my first Solar-Vet.

by Gooske June 11, 2006

vet sweat

Vet sweat is juice let loose while with a women in a nurse costume, or an actual nurse uniform. Often comes right after she "works on you."

"Aww baby, your getting vet sweat everywhere!"

by Matt Matteson December 8, 2007

Vetting

verb:
A process of getting to know a potential romantic partner with the intention of marriage.

"It's best to vet before marriage. Dating makes things complicated with sex."
"Vetting is best for women who intend to get married."

by Tymbre November 18, 2021

Vet

A Vaporwave Veteran. Some who has a lot of experience with vaporwave, but mostly related to people who have made vaporwave songs and albums.

My best friend is such a vet, his computer is full of so many songs.

by DuTcH DoG December 25, 2017

Vet Brain

A blockage or complete loss of cognitive function when talking with other Vet-Tards, family or in general followed by a daisy chain of fucks and laughter, only to remember what you were trying to say hours, days, even weeks later.

Vet Brain= Vet-Tard

Vet Brain, peer pressuring, other vets to participate in high risk behavior with no regard to the consequences such as breaking and entering into the company office and drinking the chain of commands alcohol.

Vet Brain When you're in a complete clusterfuck and are having a good time, such as being in the field for a week while it rains, Chinese field daying, telling your chain of command "Fuck Off, send me to Iraq or Afghanistan." Being shot or blown up smiling.

Vet Brain the incapacitation of ones cognitive functions resulting from IED blasts, living in the barracks for to long, hanging around with other Vet Tards, getting NJP'd, deploying to Iraq or Afghanistan more than once, being in the infantry for too long.

Vet Brain- Defined as Josh Sheets V 2/8 posing with a rock on hand and arm signal, smiling after being shot by a Taliban Sniper.

Dom talking and forgetting midway what he was talking about.

Being overtly homoerotic

by Josie2/8 June 7, 2021