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A Rusty Venture

A sexual act when a man fucks a girl in the ass and gets shit all over a dick. When the man is close to cumming he pulls out, jacks off on their chest, and then licks it off.
"Last night I gave A Rusty Venture to Sherri". "Dude, you are nasty".
by Commanderjoker November 25, 2010
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Venture

Those runners are so venture dude! Where did you get them? Zellers?
by VelcroStraps June 11, 2011
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Rusty Venture

When you take your finger and rub around the guy's asshole, while you whack the guy off
The other day Tommy gave Charlie a Rusty venture while having gay sex.
by Atticus620 November 24, 2010
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Venture Brothers

When two guys discuss their sexual conquests only to find out they have unknowingly have three or more girls in common and instantly become best friends as a result.
Guy 1: "And then there was this girl Jessica..."
Guy 2: "...Wait, Jessica who?"
Guy 1: "Jessica Fakeasfuck?"
Guy 2: "NO WAY ME TOO!"
Guy 1: "NO WAY THAT'S AWESOME!"
Guy 2: "We're totally Venture Brothers!"
by johnnymurmur October 13, 2011
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rusty venture

when you masturbate so much your penis turns red and sore and you are unable to accomplish anything for the next 24 to 48 hours
Man! After watching 26 straight hours of goth-emo porn, I just rusty ventured myself and now I can't even walk!
by Dr. Freeze November 24, 2010
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The act of masturbating your penis until the skin gets red raw and bleeds.
I spanked my junk so much I got a Rusty Venture.
by r0nan November 25, 2010
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When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore
Red Headed Whore:Mmm im going to give you a Rusty Venture.

Brock Samson:Don't believe the hype a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.
by Quiz Boy November 26, 2010
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