Valeria

cool russian chick...who is in no way an alco! She just loved jackass!

i saw jackass?!

by abigail mcfarland March 16, 2003

Valeria

Valeria is a Sex ADDICT. She is kind and sweet though. She has a boyfriend usually spanish speaking like her. Names vary from Alejandro, Jose, Miguel, and Javier. She has already fucked in the first week of a relationship. You’ve seen her BIG ASS BOOBS AND TITTYS.

Me: Have You seen Valerias Tits
Other: Yeah they are big as shit

by Joshua_Tantum262 December 10, 2019

Valeria

Matt ur dead...everyone look up 'matt'

by Valeria March 12, 2003

Valeria

nah val shes bigger then that dont worry u just could get me up

by callum March 12, 2003

Valeria

A 5"3 Russian girl who plays tennis and is pretty awesome in general

Valeria is still taller than Kim k

by Wagamma 07/02/16 September 22, 2016

Valeria

Sex addict. Usually has big ass and titties. Brazilian and usually has someone of the same language. Names Could be Jose, Miguel, Alejandro. She didn’t give a fuck about you opinion. Sucks small dick. Usually fucks in 3 weeks of dating.

Me: Did you see Miguel and Valeria Fucking
Other: Hell no dude

by Joshua_Tantum262 December 10, 2019

Valeria

A pretty light-skinned latina with big boobs that she shows her friends on FaceTime at 3 in the morning and also plucks her nipple hair. Guys easily become obsessed with her. She loves her dog, and even runs away with him, and washes human shit off of him when he rolls in it. Loves to cry over school assignments. Has severe stomach problems, and shows her friends her throw up. Needs to stop dating short men. Does not date because she misses her ex. Sometimes moans when she talks. Is too nice and forgives people who don't deserve it.

NO Valeria, drop them, you can't let people do that to you.

by themexicanwolverine April 15, 2022