Vaganus

A self lubricating asshole. Cause from being fucked over at work over and over again. It becomes so normal, that when you set foot into your work place you ass starts getting wet.

I've worked here so long I now have a vaganus.

by Mikeyb1stl February 12, 2022

vaginussy

like a bussy but in the front

fuck'er right in the vaginussy

by EKimLipse January 10, 2025

Vaganus

When ones Vagina smells like their anus.

Bob said Shelly had a vaganus.

by JulianStorm March 28, 2025

Vaginus

The opposite of the weenus; the inner crook of the elbow

"I clotheslined the robber with my vaginus as he was fleeing"
"Their head was in her vaginus! I can't believe she put them in a headlock!"

by Whitkins November 23, 2025

sychronitus vaginus

When women live together and their periods synch up.

Oh shit it's just sychronitus vaginus.

by Danica J May 11, 2015

Ant's on a vaganus

When a transgender women is feeling sexually aroused and wants one of the simpler things in life, such as a snack food we all had as a child. Ant's on a log comes to mind. Said women takes a generous serving of cheese whiz and spreads it from her anus all the way up to her bonus hole area (with a spatula). And then aquires raisin to sprinkle from above to the vaganus log. If left for too long, ant's will permit from the premise.

Carl walks into his home one day. His wife is sitting there, transgenderly and all. Ant's on a vaganus, spread out ready to eat.

by David Cuntsuki July 6, 2023